Caption Contest

Check out this photo, what on earth is Dick up to now, revising Council Travel policy?


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  • Leonidas

    How many Dicks can you get in a smart car?……..

  • I'm just off to pick up all my supporters!

  • AGJ

    Noddy decides to take Big Ears car for a spin

  • Rebel Radius

    "Dicky Dicky Bang Bang"

  • "Dicky Dicky Bang Bang"

  • Zutroy

       This way out.

  • Anonymous Sooky La-la

    One Smart Car… One Dumb-arse Mayor.

  • Anonymous Sooky La-la

    Dick Hubbard finds a car big enough to carry all his supporters around with him.

  • Leonidas

    Dick, the Mayor… Sorry Deputy Mayor, Dick, the Cereal man, Dick, with his considerable nose… up Trevor's Arse, Dick, the visionary. Thats 4… any additions?