Commodore and now Interim Prime Minister

Fijian patriot Commodore Frank Bainimarama is set to become Fiji’s Interim Prime Minister as he continues his bid to clean up the legacy of corruption in Fiji.

Right now he is probably going nyah, nyah, nyah-na, sucks boo to you Helen and Winston. Bet you didn’t think your relatives were capable of this.


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  • Leonidas

    Speaking of qualifications, what are those of “Dear Leader”?.