Here is a great fundraiser

Apparently Burton the Killer will "do anything it takes" to be shot by Police again in order to avoid prison.

Fucking great idea, Graeme.

He’s how it works. We sell tickets for 10 lucky punter to line up, load rifles and aim at you tied to a post near a suitable wall. You then take a blind fold because you are a coward and then hear the following words, Ready, Aim, Fire….after that, no more prison.

It works for me, it works for the country, we get to raise funds for the family of the guy you killed, and it works for you, no prison, a classic win,win, win situation.

Howz about it fella, you in?

 


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