I don't have a guilty secret

I don’t have a guilty secret in my garage.

Nup, no guilt and no secret.

Here is a list of all the petrol and diesel sucking vehicles at my disposal for my revving pleasure.

  • BMW 740i – V8 powerhouse that lays rubber like no tomorrow.
  • BMW 318i – The missus drives this
  • Nissan Diesel ute – for pulling the jetski
  • Polaris Jetski – Petrol driven super fast scary fun
  • Numerous trucks for carting stuff around Auckland
  • Grader – this thing is seriously scary to drive around suburban Auckland and real bad for dogs, but that is another story.
  • 5 tonne Roller
  • 12 tonne Digger
  • 2 x 3.5 tonne diggers
  • Holden Grange V8 supercharged to over 500hp – serious fuel sucking beast. This car rocks.

I just checked my conscience…still no guilt, not one little bit.

Still John Key wins the quote of the week competition with this pearler. "I wouldn’t mind selling it, but because the kids have trashed it, its re-sale value is right up there with Taito Phillip Field’s memoirs,"

Climate change denier? Yep thats me, front and centre.


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  • bits&bobs

    The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

  • Whaleoil

    Suggest away, however you would be wrong.

    Anway it is not what you’ve got, it is how you use it, which is probably why you are so uptight!

  • womanofgod

    I have read your blog showing the list of toys in your toybox. I can only suggest that you must have a really small penis.

  • Leonidas

    I have read your post and can only suggest you have a small mind. Have’nt you heard?, he who dies with the most toys, wins.

  • Coyote

    It must be so gratifying to the mental heath board that there is such a pool of free psycoanalist experts available on line.

    Its not a spelling mistake.

    Well done your conditioning to attack anyone who has been successful enough to amass any property and have some fun with it that you all yap on queue like a bunch of Helenovs dogs.

    Socialist programming. It DOES get in!

  • Whaleoil

    I am working on buying a Chieftain at the moment, the mini tanks idea is definately progressing, you may have to live in Rotorua though.

  • Coyote

    BAH! Not a real tracked AFV amongst them.

    Call me, we’ll talk mini-tanks.