I don't have a guilty secret

I don’t have a guilty secret in my garage.

Nup, no guilt and no secret.

Here is a list of all the petrol and diesel sucking vehicles at my disposal for my revving pleasure.

  • BMW 740i – V8 powerhouse that lays rubber like no tomorrow.
  • BMW 318i – The missus drives this
  • Nissan Diesel ute – for pulling the jetski
  • Polaris Jetski – Petrol driven super fast scary fun
  • Numerous trucks for carting stuff around Auckland
  • Grader – this thing is seriously scary to drive around suburban Auckland and real bad for dogs, but that is another story.
  • 5 tonne Roller
  • 12 tonne Digger
  • 2 x 3.5 tonne diggers
  • Holden Grange V8 supercharged to over 500hp – serious fuel sucking beast. This car rocks.

I just checked my conscience…still no guilt, not one little bit.

Still John Key wins the quote of the week competition with this pearler. "I wouldn’t mind selling it, but because the kids have trashed it, its re-sale value is right up there with Taito Phillip Field’s memoirs,"

Climate change denier? Yep thats me, front and centre.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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