Is it any wonder?

The news media and Water Safety New Zealand are claiming success in reducing the drowning toll over the summer break.

Oswald, of course, points out in his typically blunt way that perhaps the reduced drowning toll is because it is "colder than a witch’s tit!".

Indeed Ozzie, Indeed. Bring on the Global Warming.


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