Ooohhh!!! I've been spanked by WusselL

After steadfastly ignoring me for some time despite prods and barbs issuing forth Russell Brown and his erstwhile leftist friend Paul (C)Litterick have savaged, flogged, spanked gummed me like a nana eating mash.

Aww shucks guys, I didn’t know you cared.

Russell even calls me a champion bore!! Come on you can do better than that after all you are a "journalist", aren’t you?

Try harder pussies, try harder.


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