Parachute Festival ordered 13000 rubbers

A reputable informant tells me that the Parachute Festival organisers contacted the Prostitutes Collective in Wellington and placed an order for 13,000 condoms for the festival.

I have no reason to dis-believe this informant and s/he is impeccably connected.

Oh well I suppose they were practicing "safe" sex as well as Christianity.


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