Random thoughts

How long does it take to stir a fricken cup of coffee?

Would 10 seconds be too much?

How about fricken 10 minutes!!! I think they went for the world fucking record this morning.

After getting back at midnight after a mercy dash you would think they would have the fucking decency to be quiet this morning…but oh no, fucking stirring for 10 fucking minutes.

Oh, yeah and we were asked to be quiet on a public beach so the baby wouldn’t be woken…how about moving the fucking infant from the public beach to somewhere quiet, like home in Auckland.

 


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