Uhhh…noooo…We don't

The Press thinks that men are developing enthusiasm for make-up.

Ah, no we are fucking not.

Real men, not some gayified, metro-sexual pansy, do not, and will not, ever get any enthusiasm for make-up, ever!!…..got it!!


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