Warning, Watch out for wallet thieves

A “heads up” for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings
customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst
out shopping. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you.

Here’s how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 23rd, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

 


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