Zoingo Boingo – Product alert

Miss Whaleoil desperately wanted a Zoingo Boingo.

She worked as a little elf in Cadlow’s cave wrapping products for shipping, she finally had enough and we went today to buy the aforementioned Zoingo Boingo.

After the mandatory instruction read and father construction time the Zoingo Boingo was ready for use.

Miss Whaleoil quickly mastered the mount.

Unfortunately she has not mastered the dismount and consequently Mrs Whaleoil and her have just spent and hour and half at the emergency clinic getting her arm seen to.

Fricken toys….oh well, a kid has to have her spills, bump, bruises and breaks….fortunately it is only a sprain…not like what Nana Whaleoil did to her older brother. Repeat after me "Pillow toboggans down stairs is fun, until you slam into the floor at the bottom"…again…."Pillow toboggans down stairs is fun, until you slam into the floor at the bottom"

 


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