Blogger Bash – How about it?

Over at Farrars, Phil U had the temerity to allude to the fact that Murray and I are gay which we are not….he was of course backed up by that other socialist coward Sonic when I quite justifiably took offense at the uncalled for attack by the half-sucked throatie. If Phil U had made the same comments to anyone in any decent man’s pub he would have had the shit kicked out of him and then been tossed in the gutter for all and sundry to have a kick at, the fact that he made the comments on someones blog and they were completely unrelated to the original posting doesn’t matter one jot to me, a beating is deserved if a beating is deserved. Phil U for his part clearly woke up from his drug induced stupor of the weekend and saw what had been posted and started crying like a baby and mentioning the police as well as over indulging in his over use of punctuation.

Sonic decided that he may take me up on my offer to bash the living shit out of him and/or Phil U (a task that shouldn’t take me too long to achieve) and I have subsequently put some thought into this.

I therefore offer up the following solution.

The Blogger Bash Charity Slug-fest.

Blogger vs. Blogger, Left vs. Right, Red Corner, Blue Corner, Libertarianz as umpires

If Sonic agrees, he will meet me in the ring. then I will pound him legally into the canvas.

I can organise the start of some fundraising and the winning team gets to choose the Charity.

If this is a good idea, or not leave comments as well as volunteers for bouts. I also need a team captain for Team Red. I have a gym organised and for those who need training this can be arranged as well.

 


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  • Danyl Mclauchlan

    Later, in the parking lot . . . .

    Over at Farrars, Phil U had the temerity to allude to the fact that Murray and I are gay which we are not . . . I also need a team captain for Team Red. I have a gym organised and for those who need training this can be arranged as well.

    INTERIOR. GYM. NIGHT.

    WHALEOIL and MURRAY are finishing their pilates exercises. They stand up, sweaty and drenched and towel each other off in a non-gay, manly way.

    WHALEOIL: Okay, that’s it for tonight Murray. We’re getting better but we still have a lot of work to do. I want both of us to be able to do a full stomach crunch by the end of the week. And next week we’ll try and do a push up.

    MURRAY: Oh my God, wearing going to be, like, so fucking buff.

    WHALEOIL: We have to be to defeat socialism. If only someone had just beat the shit out of Karl Marx all those years ago we’d never have had all these problems.

    MURRAY: I really fucking hate socialists.

    WHALEOIL: Me too.

    They embrace.

    MURRAY: Wow – what’s that you’re wearing guy?

    WHALEOIL: It’s the Team Red uniform. What do you think?

    MURRAY: It’s fucking fabulous mate.

    WHALEOIL: This is what we’re going to wear when we fight the socialists.

    MURRAY: You don’t think they’ll be able to use this to get leverage. (MURRAY reaches over and ruffles WHALEOILS feather boa).

    WHALEOIL: They’ll be too busy squirming underneath me and screaming for mercy. Fucking socialists – I’ll teach them to call me gay.

    MURRAY: Cocksucking commies.

    They embrace again, slightly longer this time.

    WHALEOIL: So do you want one? What size are you?

    MURRAY: XXXXXXL.

    WHALEOIL: Oh my God the same as me!

    MURRAY: Twins!

    They embrace again.

    MURRAY: Say team-mate, is everything okay?

    WHALEOIL: What do you mean?

    MURRAY: You seem really tense.

    WHALEOIL: I just really hate those socialists so much. Ever since they called me gay I’ve just been in tatters.

    MURRAY: You need to relax, chill out guy.

    PAUSE

    WHALEOIL: God, that feels really good.

    MURRAY: You can’t keep all this tension bottled up.

    Whaleoil says nothing. The Camera pans to the doorway and the third member of Team Red, LACRIOX, a burly Nubian Personal Trainer, enters.

  • Whaleoil

    Actually I didn’t give a toss about Phil’s comments. With a body like a half sucked throatie a strong wind would knock him down. I don’t actually care if he calls me gay, but it was the way he attacked Murray and brought me into it, completely off thread using the same tactics he so often derides. Phil is a nuisance but nothing more than that.

    Sonic on the other hand is a complete arse who sits there chucking insults. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man and he was the one who called me a tpretend tough man and when challenged he basically said anytime.

    Well I have called the time, the place and the how …. and what do we have, stone cold silence from him.

    So who is the pretend tough guy now?

  • “Libertarianz as umpires”?

    I wonder what sort of rules you expect we libertarians to apply? :-)

  • Whaleoil

    Something that is fair to all, I’ll leave it up to you guys.

  • Leonidas

    the problem is, guys like Phill and sonic love to take pot shots from the parapet, but say little of interest of substance. just go an have a look at blogs Phill frequents…. go on, I dare ya…… eh?.
    He is a tosser and deserves a smaking for all the shit he’s thrown.

  • Danyl Mclauchlan

    Am I in or out?

    A fight with a sexually confused slow-witted hobgoblin who announces that he has a gun, regarding an argument I have no interest in being held in a city I don’t live in?

    Yeah, that sounds like something I really want to get in on.

  • Anonymous Sooky La-la

    Headline act-

    RODNEY HIDE v NANDOR TANCZOS

  • Whaleoil

    Oh tap away…I’ve been threatened by better thugs than you….they all slink off very quietly when someone stands up to them, especially if that someone has a gun.

    Now run along coward and go change ya nappies.

  • sonic

    Serious people do make threats kid, they just act.

    But you are a lucky young man cos I am not one of those people.

    It is not my style to get offended and I can deal with a political argument without throwing my toys out of the pram and threatening people.

    However do watch yourself, as you get older and wiser you may realise that words can have consequences, serious ones. I’d avoid trying to intimidate people in future, I’m afraid you are not very good at it.

    xxx

    S

  • Oswald Bastable

    Sport- nah!

    Just plain old pest destruction!

  • Whaleoil

    Lucky? I don’t think so.

    And what happened to not saying anything more huh!!!

    Fecking liar as well as a pussy.

    Get out!

  • Coyote

    I am willing to concede to welly girl at this point as I couldn’t possibly hit a lady.

    Especially one that goes to the gym and would kick my ass.

  • sonic

    “Lucky? I don’t think so”

    Trust me kid, it is lucky for you that I do not take offence easily.

    Some people you see do not make threats, they just act. No posting warnings on the internet or anything, just a tap on the shoulder late at night and a “hello kid”

    Capiche?

    But as I said not me, no siree. I am a happy sunny person with no axe to grind and certainly no intention to use violence on some little tool on the internets.

    Be careful though kid, not everyone is as forgiving as me.

    xxx

    S

  • sonic

    Just had this thead pointed out to me, interesting to see that my theory of you as an pretendy hard man has been proved yet again.

    Like anyone with even half a brain (so that includes you out) I do not use violence except in self defence, and I certainly do not waste my time making or responding to threats from half wits.

    You show us all yet again (if it needed to be further proved) just what a sad little wannabe tough guy your really are, a wannabee battler who when he had the chance to meet up with us all ran away and hid.

    So stick a fork in yourself buttmunch you are done.

    Dont expect any further response, you are clearly not worth the electrons.

  • Whaleoil

    What a pussy.

    I called you out and you chickened out. Soft cock, no dick.

  • This sounds fantastic!!! (and yes I am a leftie)

    I wouldn’t mind jumping in the ring and being allowed to have a go at someone – all these hours I am currently putting in at the gym may have another purpose rather than just getting fit and toned.

  • Whaleoil

    That makes one lefty with some courage. Welcome aboard. unfortunately Sonic has wimped out.

    Why don’t you invite/challenge a Righty Chick?

    I reckon this event would be great, even with out the great Whale vs. Hedgehog. I guess it is official Sonic is a little prick.

  • sonic

    Don’t push it kid.

    Lucky for you I am of sunny disposition and have a forgiving nature.

    xxx

    S

  • Leonidas

    I’m in. I’d like un-armed, hand to hand combat, so that little prick Phill knows who is beating him.

  • Whaleoil

    With a sooky attitude like that it is no wonder you are on the lefty side….never mind, at least you have volunteered which none of them have. Good on ya.

  • thrash cardiom

    Personally I think your reaction is way over the top. To think someone needs a beating because they suggest someone may be gay is an extreme reaction. Most people I know would simply laugh such a suggestion off.

  • Whaleoil

    So after all that Dim are you in or out?

  • sonic

    “Stop trying to talk tough.Accept or decline.”

    What you going to do, shoot me with your big gun?

    As soon as you came out with that remark you blew it Whale oil, don’t think we will be forgetting that in a hurry big man.

  • David Farrar

    I presume Welly Girl only wants to fight another girl. Her vs Pamzie would be fun but Pamzie is in Auckland.

    Cactus Kate is in Wellington soon, so she might be keen. But that might be a very bad idea :-)

  • Whaleoil

    Actually it was Exocet who said that you dumb fuck.

    Sheesh for someone who wasn’t going to comment any further you sure have a bad case of typographical dysentery.

    The point remains valid. Put up or Shut the Fuck Up.

  • Whaleoil

    I thought you weren’t going to say anything more!!!!

    I’ll have the last word on this on this and I make this word
    DICKHEAD!!!

  • Coyote

    Way to pussy up.

    Leftie makes accusation, leftie threatens violence, offer is accepted, lefties cries I win and runs away.

    And then a girl steps up.

    What sad little loudmouth nothings you are.

  • David Farrar

    A consensual boxing match sounds a great idea. A suitable charity could be food for schools :-)

  • Failing that blogger paintball. I need to go lefty hunting and .. am more than capable with a paintball marker ;-)

    Much better than silly drinks.

  • Coyote

    Hunting trolls for sport.

    Who could possibly have come up with that one.

  • Is mine the sooky attitude? Are you sure about that? It seemed from your hysterical reaction to phil’s comments that he clearly touched a nerve.

  • Mr Oil,

    I find your threat towards Phil U’s dogs so offensive that I would like to throw my hat into the ring for this challenge. I am currently overseas and will be returning to NZ in either August or September, so if this event is happening then I am in, if it is over by then I hope that we can work something out instead.

    In regard to the event you have in mind, I am a long time ACT supporter but would like to fight on the lefties’ side, and would be happy to take on either yourself, Murray, or Adolf, or anyone else who would like to challenge me.

    On a side note, it is quite pathetic that people such as yourself and others think that calling phil “phul/phool” or some variation thereof is witty. It is lame, and in my opinion demonstrates a lack of intelligence. While I agree with you that phil’s insinuation that you are a homosexual is offensive and irrelevant to the thread that it appeared on, I find your threats of violence toward him and his pets even more so.

    I just need to know what sort of rules we are talking for these bouts, and when you intend them to take place.

    Thanks.

    Chris

  • Whaleoil

    Pencil necked geek, back in the lab weirdo.

    Coward!

  • sonic

    “Tue, 2007-02-13 09:41 — Whaleoil Oh tap away…I’ve been
    Oh tap away…I’ve been threatened by better thugs than you….they all slink off very quietly when someone stands up to them, especially if that someone has a gun.”

    God are your really as dumb as you act, threatening innocent people like Phil cos he makes a joke, lying about what you post, deciding not to go to a blog drink cos you “hate us so much” and then demanding people box you or they are cowards.

    The little boy who never grew up.

    This thread is such a keeper, how a little lad threatened to bash somone just because they made a joke that he might be gay and then tried to get out of it, stop laughing at the back, by organising a boxing tournament!

    Laughable Whale baby, Laughable.

    I think you should give up this blogging lark, it is far to difficult for you. Go back to the playground and take your little gang with you.

  • Spirit Of 76

    Jeez, that Sonic is something else isn’t he ? Another pinko last-word Nazi.

    What a cunt.

  • Leonidas

    Thats a good one….. just you try taking the high ground after your mate phill started it. And do you mean “act” as is spouting shit completly off topic?. just like a lefty to avoid accountability. It fucks me right off to see people like Phill abuse the freedom bought by the lives of far better men.

  • Coyote

    He’s sniveling little sack of shit fuckwit who talks a big a game but runs like the scared little bitch he is when Whaleoil puts up.

    He has not right to comment by my book. I vote we no longer be subjected to his trash talk bullshit anymore.

    The only real men on the left are the girls.

  • exocet

    Sonic

    You were challenged. Accept or decline.

    Stop trying to talk tough.Accept or decline.

  • sonic

    “especially if that someone has a gun.’

    You have a gun and are not afraid to, er, tell people about it!

    This has been an amusing day, as scary as being menaced by a dead sheep (who has a gun!)

    Now your big tough mates all want me to go away, whats up kiddies, shattering your illusions that you are all the cool gang, the big intimidating scary right-wingers?

    None of you could frighten a mouse.

    Byee.

    S

  • mj

    Ms “hoppit” Wilson for ref I say with big Gerry in blubbers corner and the even bigger Parakura H as hedgehogs second.
    Jelly wrestling perhaps?.

  • Come on Coyote, it’s sport so does not really constitute the whole “hitting a lady” thing, I’m not that scary and I don’t take the fight-do class at the gym, however maybe I should look into it, although I have done tae-bo in the past lol.

    Farrar, I would fight a guy if that was how things were required to go – it would be fantastic when I won!!! Back when I was swimming competitively I remember being 12 and beating an 18-year-old guy in an open medley race, man did he have a tantrum, I would pay good money or put up a good fight to see that kind of performance again

  • Whaleoil

    Actually you revisionist piece of shit it was you who called me out. Do you remember this?

    [quote]"Sonic, anytime, pal, anytime. We’ll see you is tough and who isn’t."

    Oh what a challenge,

    [email protected]

    Email me pretend tough guy[/quote]

    Well I did and you pussied out and like a typical socialist are now attempting to re-write history.

    Get fucked Sonic, you are a coward. You tried to pony up but it is you who is the "online tough guy" who is actually a big girls blouse.

  • sonic

    I asked you to email me so we could take this offline. What I was planning on saying to you was that you were doing yourself no favours at all by threatening Phil. It taked a rare degree of stupidity to take the words “email me” mean “I want to fight you”

    The only stupid thing i did was imagine I could get a playground bully like you to see reason.

    Still job done, you have managed to make yourself a laughing stock (yet again)

    Perhaps you will remember that next time you decide to play internet hardman.

  • Whaleoil

    So when you said;
    [quote]Dont expect any further response, you are clearly not worth the electrons.[/quote]
    Were you just kidding? or am I really worth the electrons after all.

  • sonic

    When you deal with me you should always expect the unexpected!

    Look, as far as I am concerned it is Feud over. I’m not fighting anyone over something said online, I should have been clearer about that on Farrar’s page rather than say something that was open to interpretation.

  • Whaleoil

    Fingers in my ears….la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la…still here?….la,la,la,la,la,la….not listening…..la,la,la,la,la

  • sonic

    Well my work here is done,

  • Whaleoil

    la,la,la,la,la,la….not listening…..la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la

  • Oswald Bastable

    Good, then you can please us beyond belief and sod off!

  • sonic

    Goodness I see the school bullies can dish it out and not take it.

    Whats up user 5, not used to being contradicted, is mummy always telling you the are just the cleverest little man?

    Do I have to be careful as you have a gun as well?

    What a bunch of tough nuts you all are

  • Whaleoil

    Give it up Sonic, you copped out, not me or anyone else, you. You can’t spin it any other way.

    I dished it out and am prepared to take it, you clearly are not.

    Now there’s a good little socialist lickspittle, run along.

  • Having just read through this whole comments section, I think someone somewhere called me a girl. Now I am really offended. Not. But I am still in, as long as it takes place once I am back in NZ.

    I have noticed-spewing seem to be right wingers, while not many of them have actually offered to get in the ring. Reminds me of the chicken hawks that are/were making up the current Bush administration. They love war, so long as they don’t have to fight in it themselves.

    Is Mr Oil still the only person willing to represent the right? Where are all his tough friends?

  • Chicken Little

    At least phule has the gumption not to reply. Sonic on the other hand merely cofirms that which has been suspected for many, many moons.

    Charity boxing match sounds like a great idea.
    I’ll take you on Sonic, since your soooooooo dangerous and give no warning, just a tap etc etc etc. ohhhhhhh

    Welly Girl vs DPF ?????????? hehe
    Chicken vs Sonic
    Whaleoil vs phule (only 2 rounds like a butterbean fight)
    Muzza vs phillpjohn
    Kimble vs Russell Brown

    ahh the list could just go on and on

    I notice Sonic talks about school bullies alot. Hmmm
    Still at school Sonic? or do they just stick in your mind Huh? Dream about what you should of done do ya?
    TO LATE SUCKER
    You wimped out then and now you have done it publicly again here. So sad poor little scotsman.

    Does your mother sew?

  • Chicken Little

    At least phule has the gumption not to reply. Sonic on the other hand merely cofirms that which has been suspected for many, many moons.

    Charity boxing match sounds like a great idea.
    I’ll take you on Sonic, since your soooooooo dangerous and give no warning, just a tap etc etc etc. ohhhhhhh

    Welly Girl vs DPF ?????????? hehe
    Chicken vs Sonic
    Whaleoil vs phule (only 2 rounds like a butterbean fight)
    Muzza vs phillpjohn
    Kimble vs Russell Brown

    ahh the list could just go on and on

    I notice Sonic talks about school bullies alot. Hmmm
    Still at school Sonic? or do they just stick in your mind Huh? Dream about what you should of done do ya?
    TO LATE SUCKER
    You wimped out then and now you have done it publicly again here. So sad poor little scotsman.

  • sonic

    ” dished it out and am prepared to take it, you clearly are not.”

    Give it up gun boy, we can all see you for what you really are.

    As for Mr Little, get help mate.

  • Coyote

    Maybe he has some fucked up roll playing thing going with DBP.

    I’ve already made it clear I’m not interested in boxed. I’m up for anything involved shooting the turkeys.

  • Chicken Little

    So Sonic – was that a yes or a no.

    I’m waiting.

  • Leonidas

    Right here, mate…. and I don’t need a gun.

  • George

    Sonic, you challenged.

    You welched.

    You lose.

    Go change your blouse.

  • Coyote

    He’s busy walking the poodle.

  • wiki-reader

    So that is why this blog is called whale oil!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_oil

  • Whaleoil

    Oh hardy har, har

  • barnsleybill

    the wiki link is the funniest part of this whole thread, oh and reading bubonics whiney comments.

  • You know, I didn’t realise there was a whole other page of comments!

    Excellent!

    Time for a group hug, surely?

  • Anonymous Sooky La-la

    “Is Whale Oil going to threaten to beat up Wikipedia now?”

    Perhaps he might shoot them…

  • exocet

    So that’s a no then Sonic?

    Whilst I think that all of this has all gotten out of hand (tho the right vs left blogger bash sounds like fun), you really ought to pick your allies more carefully sonic.

    You ought to know that poor addled phil mistakes petty abuse for debate and is generally not worth defending.

    The only firearm I own is a bb pistol and I’m not planning on shooting you with it, so you may untwist your panties anytime you like.

  • sonic

    Excellent link,

    Is Whale Oil going to threaten to beat up Wikipedia now?

    Oh how we laughed!

  • sonic

    That exocet, what a card eh. Phil is (as if you do not know) an older gentleman. Not really the sort of person that it is right to threaten will physical violence.

    That sort of tactic, trying to intimidate someone just because they do not agree with you politics is beyond the bounds of decency. This sad little attempt to divert attention from that has been treated with the contempt it deserves (but not forgotten)

  • che tibby

    BWA, BWA, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    christ you’re an idiot whale.

  • Whaleoil

    No need, Russell Brown has shown some integrity in editing the item away. Hats off to Russell.

  • Anonymous Sooky La-la

    best comments thread. ever.

  • exocet

    Sonic, once again you (probably deliberately) are misreading the situation.

    Phil constantly mistakes petty abuse for debate (I don’t read any of his post anymore – or yours for that matter) this was the reason that he has been permantly banned from Sir Humps.

    No-one is attacking phil for his political views.

    I hope that clarifies.

  • Peter

    Like the Internet dog said, “I used to be into blogging but then I went back to pointless incessant barking.”

  • Leonidas

    Are you a bit senile too? this is’nt about a disagreement in political view, Its about making blatent personal attacks and making out like the victim when Whale took offence. All Phill had to do was withdraw and apologise and I’m sure Whale & Murray would have left the matter rest, that is called being a civilised gentelman, unlike the rabid responses posted by Phill.

  • Ray Mills

    Doesn’t matter where they come from, you righties here, the US (free republic reader, some of the funniest stuff on the web) or wherever you come across as a couple of steps down on the evolutionary ladder

  • E’van Johnston

    I’m relatively new to the NZ political blogging scene and I’ve been looking to read some quality discourse. Something that was some levels higher than that which I have read in the US. I found this. Hardly the level I was hoping for, from both sides of the “debate” . Maybe I’m just not schooled on what a political discussion should be like, but this is just like high school. I though Kiwis would be above this.

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