I usually buy a couple of packets, this year….

I am going to buy at least three boxes. All because one school and a stupid meddling bitch from the Greens say I shouldn’t.

Here are my reasons for buying heaps of the suckers;

  1. Coz I can.
  2. It is none of your goddamn business Sue what I or my kids eat.
  3. They are damn good biscuits especially the chocolate coated ones…mmmmmmm….Girl Guide biscuits
  4. It is none of your goddamn business Sue what I or my kids eat.
  5. The Greens said they are bad so they must be good.
  6. It is a good cause.
  7. And they are fucking delicious.
  8. It is none of your goddamn business Sue what I or my kids eat.
  9. If the Greens had their way the GG’s would be selling Cruskits or some other tasteless muck that was supposedly nutritious.
  10. Fecking busy-bodies.

I reckon this year will be a bumper fund raiser for the GG’s.

 


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