Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor Islander, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin’ crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Stewart Island tea.

Well the first thing you know ol’ Jed’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Auckland is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Takapuna.

Beach, that is.
Swimmin pools, rugby stars…..


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