Oh so that's why I hate cats

Jim Anderton has helpfully provided the reason for my absolute loathing of cats.

It is because my horrible parents, particularly my father smacked me as a child.

Good grief, next the fact I was breast feed will be the excuse for something….oh wait! 

It is complete bollocks like this that does the government and it's lickspittles no good at all intrying to convince me that the smacking ban in required.


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