Hostage Negotiation – Chinese Style

Firstly the hostage taker demands three things or the hostage gets it.

Then the negotiators have a discussion and assess the situation from next door.

The Head negotiator moves out to "negotiate"

Negotiations begin

Negotiations concluded.

Move along, nothing to see here. 

Everyone (almost everyone) goes home in time for dinner. No muss 9well almost no muss), no fuss. In this country, we would talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.


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  • Anonymous Sooky La-la

    If you prefer the Chinese way of handling matters you are more than welcome to move there ASAP. No one will miss you, I promise.

  • Whaleoil

    How about we introduce some of their policies here instead.