If she had been here she would have got name suppression

Paris Hilton got 45 days in the slammer for driving whilst disqualified.

Now if she had been here and a New Zealand "celebrity" I doubt she would have even got before the beak, let alone got some poky time, further we the great unwashed would never have heard about it because she would have got name suppression.

Now cry out against the US all you want, but they do at least chuck you in the slammer when you desperately deserve it. The judge should have added on 20 years for being a silly bitch as well.

Gee, can't wait till the Docu-drama comes out, NOT.


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