New Chicken product released

Supermarkets nationwide are releasing a new chicken product.

Not satisfied with the current sizing regime they have decided to bring in new codes.

The first chicken to be released will be size PR24. They are also expecting to release ribbed (for your pleasure) and pre-basted (lubed).


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