Hubbard's bright idea

Dick Hubbard has had a bright idea brain fart.

He has been "caught by surprise" by Team New Zealand's Louis Vuitton Cup win. Where the fuck has he been? Crawling up Hucker's or Helen's arse. 

Anyway his bright idea brain fart is to install big screens down at the viaduct for citizens to gather and watch racing live.

Yep, it is the middle if winter and racing is in the middle of the night….imagine the citizens thought processes if you will….Hmmm, shall I go down to the viaduct in the middle of the night, freeze my nuts off or stay here in bed and watch from the comfort and warmth of my own place……no contest is it.

Hubbard should just shut the fuck up and piss right off in October. 


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