Oh, Cry me a River

Why o' Why does the Herald bother with stories about fools who can't stop borrowing and then whine and muel about drowning in a sea of debt.

Step on their heads and get the drowning over and done with I say. Fucking idiots! 

Boo fucking hoo, cry me a river of tears. I think you'll find sympathy in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis. 


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