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Tertiary courses in prostitution possible – 18 Jul 2007 – NZ Herald: New Zealand National news

The law of unintended consequences has hit home big time.
[quote]Funding for tertiary courses in prostitution could be considered under changes aimed at boosting quality and relevance in the sector, education officials say.[/quote]

Mp’s on the education and science select committee were told that the providers of such course would have to meet tight criteria for funding.

Yeah, I bet they really meant strict, as in they’ll get their arse paddled as red as Panty Slut-Boy’s if they don’t meet quality criteria. On the other hand they could have mean tight, as in the straps that Panty Slut-boy ties his balls up with.

I suppose providers could have a multi-tiered approach to qualifications in order to meet the Ministry guidlines for “quality and relevance”

Level 1
Basic Sex Positions
Hand Jobs
Blow Jobs
Massage (with happy ending)

Level 2
Advanced Sex Positions
Bondage and spanking
Anal Sex
Sex on the Streets
Fetish wear

Level 3
Brothel owners advanced strategies
Advanced Book-keeping for whores

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