Hey Labour watch out

Watch out Labour, you may have the neutron bomb but I and others have got the several "A" Bombs. That is "A" as in Affairs.

So speaking of affairs Trevor, Chris, et al shut the fuck up or suffer the consequences.

Oh and Helen, best you shut up too or your tearful tantrums aboard Air New Zealand flights will come out in all their pathetic details.

You want to play smears and innuendo, well welcome to the club. 


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  • Shout Above The Noise

    Cheating on Kaiser? hmmm, I could do with hearing something juicy !

  • Inventory1

    You're not suggesting that Trevor and Chris are an item are you WO? Now that would be a juicy morsel!!!