New Clark Biography released

The Hollow Woman has released her biography.

My 11 year old son saw me photoshopping this and said he could do better. His version is below. Welcome Master Whaleoil to the world of political satire, denigration and ridicule.


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  • Master WhaleOil shows rare artistic skill.  He has depicted the Prada wearing Devil in her true colours, ie that her lack of style or fashion knowledge and fumbling with her job make her an object of scorn…

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    Well done to both generations of WhaleOil! The finished product of your Photoshopping exploits is far more realistic and authentic than the result achieved by the Labour Party's graphic designer at the last three elections. Accordingly, I recommend that you both submit tenders to Mike Williams to undertake design work for the 2008 Labour campaign (you know how big the budget will be so you can cream it!!), as you can rightly claim that the New Zealand voter is far more likely to respond to reality than perception!