Speaking of affairs, Trevor, How's Sharon…

My fellow VRWC bloggers Cactus Kate and Insolent Prick have quite rightly climbed into Trevor Mallard for being a dirty duck over his marriage split up that was oh so touchingly covered in the HoS.

The thing is Trevor, we know you are a hypocrite and we are bloggers so there will be no free ride from this quarter.

We simply await the gushing Woman's Day cover shot of you and Sharon…..in Valencia…..that is unless we get in first.

You are a dead duck Mallard, you know it and we know it, now let's see who blinks first.


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