That's a big nozzle you have there Prime Minister

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  • mawm

    So Judith and I have found that if you gently insert this………………………

  • kisekiman

    Helen says "relax Mr Benson-Pope, it won't hurt a bit and it's so good for the environment " as she promotes the Governments new carbon neutral enema initiative while fascinated Ministry for the Environment staff look on.

  • dad4justice

    Come on Peter isn't it time you came out of the toilet block ?

    I wonder if Clark pumps her teddy bears with the crap ?

  • Dibs Inn

    Come here Peter! It's time for your prostate check.