No speedos or thongs….phew!

Little Johnny Howard has vetoed the giving of speedos and thongs for the traditional APEC silly clothes photo opportunity.

Thank god for that, the thought that Dear Leader was going to parade before the cameras in a thong was too much for my stomach to bear. 



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  • dad4justice

    Heather Simpson has the cell u tit .

  • Anonymous Sooky La-la

    He'll have them all in Aussie rugby jerseys and Herr Klark will get carpeted by every Rugby World Cup watching bloke in Godzone (but not rug munched…oh shit I've just made myself sick)