Spotted at Henderson

A loyal reader phoned me today to tell me he had been shopping at Henderson and kept seeing Helen Clark only it wasn't Helen Clark it was her doppelganger. People kept staring and the faux Clark continued her shopping.

My caller was intrigued so got a little closer and it was then he noticed a sticker or badge pinned to the front of the Doppelganger Clark's shirt.

It read "I'm not that Bitch"

True story. Give that woman a reward. 


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