Ducky to join Greens?

I have heard a rumour that the Brown Bomber may be off to join the Greens after his "demotion" in the Labour Cabinet. Ducky is a bit miffed and so has announced he has switched parties for the upcoming election and he will stand for the Green Party.

In a press release, Mr Mallard said the Greens are very supportive of his need to plant natives.


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