Labour's lifeboat list getting crowded

Labour's List LifeboatWith their parlous poll results Labour’s travellers are getting desperate and trying to book passage on a decreasing lifeboat called the List.

Unfortunately for them Cullen is drilling holes in the bottom and Clark has left the rudder behind.

Meanwhile all the inept ministers are holding a meeting to determine whether a lifeboat will be necessary or just a rowboat.

What will be really interesting after the election will be the blood that flows from the battle between HQ appointed list pansies vs. hard working local MP’s who retained their seats despite the best efforts of Cullen and Clark to alienate the electorate.

Helen Clark is making herself the party and the party into Helen Clrk may have well architected the demise of the modern Labour party.

Now that they are down and hurting is a right good time to adminster a first class kicking they will never forget.


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