July 2008

Sweet Muslim Pussy

If DPF can do a post on Youtube, hardcore pornography, PornoTube, YouPorn, child pornography, blacklisting and CleanFeed then I can shamelessly increase my Google Rankings by posting this image of Sweet Muslim Pussy.

Oh come on! What were you expecting?

Sweet Muslim Pussy


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Another import proves Labour doesn't take Botany seriously

Labour has selected their new Botany candidate to replace disgraced candidate Brenden Sheehan who infamously threatened to come around with the rather rotund Muliaga boys and give Whaleoil the bash.

Despite the threats I asked Brenden Sheehan to step in the ring with me and he failed to do so despite the offer a $1000 and a scholarship for the lard-asses. He still has failed to front though he does lurk around here from time to tme. There is still time Brenden, 22 days to be precise.

Anyway I digress. There must be something unique about Labour imports from Mangere because they have selected another Mangere resident to campaign in Botany. At least this one doesn’t live over the back of a cemetery.

And he is just what we need in parliament too! Another bloody academic.

Tut, tut over Tui's take on Peters

Tui billboard in TaurangaTut, tut over Tui’s take on PetersA Tui billboard saying “When Winston says no, he means no – Yeah, right” has brought a warning that it may breach the Electoral Finance Act.
The billboard is in the Tauranga electorate Winston Peters is desperate to win, and the…
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How ridiculous is an Act that regulates satire?

Very ridiculous is what it is. Tui is getting a letter from the Electoral Commission about its billboards, there’s six of them now. about Winston Raymond Peeters and his defnition of no.

Good to see the MSM catching up with the blogosphere. WOBH revealed the billboards on Tuesday and today is Friday so a good three days before the MSM.

This is yet another of the ever growing list of predictions that DPF, John Boscawen and I raised when opposing the EFA. Every single prediction has come true. The law is an ass, and a knackered ass at that.

Iti hongi puts Cullen in a tricky spot

Cullen hongi's itiIti hongi puts Cullen in a tricky spotIt was a Catch-22 for Treaty Negotiations Minister Michael Cullen as he looked down the line of Tuhoe waiting to greet him with hongi.
Among those lining up was Tame Iti – a man facing firearms charges who has previously shown…
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Oh excuse me while I just laugh my ass off.

Five months ago Cullen and Mallard and Ginga Boy and the Labour funded mouthpiece.

DPF points out the sheer, utter hypocrisy of the losers of the left.

The ribs are hurting and it isn’t from training.



Gordon Browns Bunker Video

hat tip No Minister. I can see two versions, the Winston version and the Helen version. I feel inspired. If someone would like to send me a script I’ll make them this weekend.



Has Karen been outed by Winston?

Has the mysterious Karen Fuchs been outed unwittingly by Winston Raymond Peters? Check out this very interesting exchange from the House.

Rt Hon WINSTON PETERS: Because the member decided to descend to that level, I will tell the House what is not being honest and transparent-anywhere in the world, in fact. At a recent parliamentary function, an MP pretended that a woman friend was his new girlfriend, introduced her to the press gallery as such, and also introduced that same person in a Koru lounge as such, when he knew, demonstrably and palpably, that that information was not correct.
Hon Members: Who’s your girlfriend, Rodney!
Rodney Hide: Madam Speaker-[Interruption] Point of order, Madam Speaker.
Madam SPEAKER: Point of order, Rodney Hide.
Rodney Hide: It was not you, Madam Speaker!
Madam SPEAKER: That comment was uncalled for; everyone knows I have taste and style.
Rodney Hide: I raise a point of order, Madam Speaker. I know that, Madam Speaker, and I know that my style is not yours.
Madam SPEAKER: What is your point of order, please? Then Gerry Brownlee, point of order.
Gerry Brownlee: I raise a point of order, Madam Speaker. Entertaining as that commentary from Mr Peters might have been-it almost rivalled the Alice in Wonderland story-he has no ministerial responsibility for that sort of thing. So could we get an answer from him, and could he address the question that was asked?
Madam SPEAKER: No. Please be seated. I have valiantly tried to define ministerial responsibility, but the questions were technically within the context of the Pacific region, so they were, in fact, answered.
Hon Dr Nick Smith: So that’s the answer-to say that?
Madam SPEAKER: No, do not be ridiculous.
Rt Hon WINSTON PETERS: I raise a point of order, Madam Speaker. I am, after all, the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and I have just explained a very foreign affair that is going on right under the nose of the press gallery-
Madam SPEAKER: That is not sensible. Look, we are coming close to bringing this House into disrepute, so would members please calm down.
Rodney Hide: Point of order-
Madam SPEAKER: If it is not a point of order, the member will have a very short stay in this House.
Rodney Hide: I think I might sit down at this juncture, Madam Speaker.
Madam SPEAKER: Right!

So Winston even knows about the lovely Karen!!. And here was me thinking that Rodney had successfully managed to keep this all quiet.


Bad News! Obesity Contagious

Pork Chop is a fatty

Some bad news out there folks. Apparently Obesity can be contagious.

This is truly going to be devastating news for Ricardo and any other person in close proximity to Pork Chop aka Glaucoma aka Rachel Glucina.

[quote]Obesity can spread from person to person, much like a virus, researchers are reporting today. When a person gains weight, close friends tend to gain weight, too.[/quote]

Good lord! Watch out for those nasty side effects when you hit the Xenical. The people sho own the couch still haven’t got the stain out apparently.

Of course those fatties out there looking for an excuse for youe plus, plus size can always blame someone else now. “Oh, I caught Obesity from her”

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Pot, Kettle, Black Mr Mark

Yesterday while Winston Raymond Peters was dreaming abour Alice in Wonderland and attacking every one he could think of he used a rather sad personal situation of a former staffer to try to smear him. As he was doing that Ron Mark, the “Minnie Winnie” of parliament was heard to call out “paedophile”.

Would that be the same Ron Stanley Mark who has a conviction for unlawful sexual connection with a 15 year old?

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Random Impertinent Questions

What is Andrew Williams, the North Shore Mayor’s favourite after hours activity?

Is Andrew Williams a teetotaller?

Hasn’t Rodney’s Jacket just been a spectacular success?

Just who is browsing WOBH from Anguilla of all places?

Should I join ACT and be done with it?

Why won’t a soft cock lefty get in the ring with me on 23/08/2008?

It is Winston who is the "lying wanker"

More undeclared donations have surfaced as the political death of Winston Raymond Peters by a thousand cuts continues with Phil Kitchin delivering another cut.

Though not fatal the cuts received thus far are draining the life blood from the carcass of Winston First.

Today’s installment is a $20,000 deposit to the party’s bank account that does not appear on its register of declared donations.

The Dominion Post has obtained a deposit slip showing $19,998 was deposited in one or more cheques into the party’s coffers in December 1999.

Phil Kitchin has also released the transcript a very short phone conversation with Winston Raymond Peters where Winston says “Phil, I told you I’m not talking to a lying wanker like you. See you.” before hanging up.

Unfortunately for Winston we all know who the “lying wanker” is and it isn’t Phil Kitchin. One wonders how long Clark can sustain Winston’s bullshit?