Wierd and Freaky

I have two freaky stories for you. The first comes from the US and is well worth the read through 4 pages. It involves a 22 year old gun-runner who has masterminded an international gun-running business gaining multi-million dollar contracts to supply arms and ammunition to Afghanistan amongst other places. Lord of War this isn’t but it is an amusing tale of how entrepreneurial spirit can take you places, like jail.

It seems that officials were alerted to his company after some quality control complaints about dodgy ammo.

The second story is highly amusing and comes from Australia. It involves Holdens, drugs, masturbation and speeding.

A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.
His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.

Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months.

Apparently the drugs were for his personal consumption or as the Crown alleges worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin — or double that in indigenous communities. Hmmm….speeding, wanking and drugs for personal use, sounds plausible.



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  • Keith

    As a Territorian I’m not the least surprised by that story.
    Sounds like business as usual.