Random Impertinent Questions

Mt Albert

  1. Why is Glenda Fryer now canvassing in Mt Albert?
  2. Won’t that upset Jordan and Kate?
  3. How secure is Phil Twyford’s nomination?


  1. Hamilton on June 6?
  2. Does any City in New Zealand have more fog than Hamilton?
  3. What is the average low for June in Hamilton?
  4. Which month is the coldest in Hamilton?
  5. Has any other New Zealand city ever recorded a temperature below Hamilton’s record of -9.9°C?
  6. What is the average precipitation for June in Hamilton?
  7. Which month has the highest precipitation on Hamilton?
  8. What Cost Benefit Analysis was done by the HCC before agreeing to fund the fight?
  9. What budget approval process did the council go through?
  10. Is Bob Simcock a fool?
  11. How could Duco seriously say that “on all counts Hamilton was first choice”?
  12. Are the Hamilton City Council crazy?


  1. Why is Parekura putting his CV together?
  2. Why is he padding around TPK a lot these days?
  3. Should Cameron change his surname to Brewer-Newmarket to improve his media whoring?
  4. What on earth is Kordia doing with our money?
  5. Why would the Ministry of Defence pay TV3 $1.2 million last year?
  6. Why can’t the MoD black boats get certified?

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