What John Key should have said to the Chinese

“Quite frankly Russell Norman is a total dickhead, an Australian interloper, a pain in the arse and a ginga daywalker to boot.

He got what he deserved. If he had stayed whinging from where he started whinging he wouldn’t have come across as a threat and he wouldn’t have got Chinese heavies leaning on him.

He isn’t half the man Rod Donald was, the only real similarity being their awful ginger hair.

I just want to say that while it is not ideal to have Chinese heavies leaning on anyone, if they could do me a favour and lean on a few more greens I am sure it would help our trade deal progress smoothly as the average green MP has the brain of a gnat and someone has to heavy them.”

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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