French Military Victories

This image from The Brigade reminds me of the famous Google Search meme French military victories.

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  • abjv

    Q: Why is the Champs-Élysées lined with trees?
    A: To give the German army some shade.

  • sthnjeff

    Q.How many soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
    A.Pass no one knows, it has never been done.

  • nasska

    Has everyone seen the new French flag? It has a white cross on a white background.

  • andrewo

    Easy for New Zealanders to laugh at the poor French isn’t it?

    I suggest you search how many French soliers lost their lives as the Germans invaded. Ill prepared yes, cowardly no. They were no worse prepared than the British but lacked the geographic convenience of the English Channel.

    New Zealand hides behind Aussie and does not do its share. At every opportunity you appease those communist thugs in China. Wait until the Chinese come knocking and take your island off you. Then maybe you’ll reconsider the fate of the French…

  • deviant

    The destruction of their white flag factory has effectively crippled the French Military.

  • spiker

    Why do the French get more votes in the U.N. They vote with both hands.

  • gaskranken

    Yep the old frog leg munching, fireworks in the harbour specialists, the croissant munching, rugby world cup winning muzza fuckerrrs…Paris in the moonlight = stuck in Eurodisney watching a hairy armpitted mini mouse smoking a gauwase telling you to `get used to it cos life eeze sheet’

    They are Israel-lite but twice as arrogant.’