The NBR gets all catty…has someone shown them the readership stats of

Nifty Nev in the cellsNBR’s stand-off with the Serious Fraud Office remains finely poised.

If it goes the wrong way, editor-in-chief Nevil Gibson (or Neville, as the SFO insists on calling him) faces up to 12 months jail and a $40,000 fine.

The worst-case scenario, according to fringe business commentator Bernard Hickey, would see Mr Gibson sharing a cell with Cameron Slater.*

But Private Bin thinks the above photo** show NBR’s helmsman has been working out and is in good shape to hold his own in the prison yard.

* Yes, we know Whaleoil has only been fined; just go with the joke and imagine he doesn’t pay.

** Supplied by a staffer who can’t be identified, beyond that her surname is Phillips, and her first name begins with H.

I do have some sympathy with Bazza and the folk at NBR after we smashed them and their stink Veuve Clicquot competition up. They coughed the plonk, only for a thieving maori slapper to take it all and not deliver on her promise for a piss-up. If I was NBR I would be crawling all over her massive fat maori arse asking where her promised party is? No one I know who helped int he viral smash-up has even received a single teaspoon of Veuve Clicquot in thanks for helping her win her massive weight in booze.

See Busted Blonde, I never, ever, ever forget a sleight.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.