If I was…

…John Key, I would be very worried about my caucus backlash tomorrow.

…John Key, I would be giving  FIGJAM a very public dressing down and instructing cabinet to overturn his The Electoral (Finance and Advance Voting) Amendment Bill.

…a National party caucus member, I would be very angry that my caucus never got a chance to discuss FIGJAM‘s stich up of the selecto committee, yet Labour’s caucus did.

…a National party caucus member I’d be wondering just which team FIGJAM is on, because it sure isn’t mine.

…Steven Joyce, I would be very annoyed that two popular and well read bloggers may very well run a third party campaign against National.

…Steven Joyce, i would be very annoyed that FIGJAM has once again tried to de-rail National’s election chances next year.

…a National party cabinet minister, I would be concerned that FIGJAM seems to have stuffed up everything he has touched.

FIGJAM, I’d be worried what The Whale has planned next.

…Tau Henare, I would have a chat with FIGJAM about drinking a gumboot full of knuckles and sandwiches.

FIGJAM, I’d start listening to people in my team and not pinko liberal handwringers like Jon Johansson.

…a National party member I would be asking my local MP whether or not they supported FIGJAM‘s position on freedom of speech.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

To read Cam’s previous articles click on his name in blue.

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