If I was…

John Key, I would release the report into Pansy Wong on Monday.

Pansy Wong, I would resign on Monday.

from Remuera or Mission Bay or indeed any other part of Auckland other than Botany, I’d  put away the grave dancing shoes and look for a better seat.

Michael Laws, I’d STFU on Facebook about bloggers. NFWAB.

Hekia Parata, I would have paid to come second myself instead of taxing other electorates.

Kris Fa’afoi, I would stop having those strange memories.

Lockwood Smith, I would open everything up in Parliamentary Services to the OIA and keep listening to the Whale.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.