Kim il FIGJAM

Simon “FIGJAM” Power. The one and the only. This is a bloke who is well known for running around telling his childhood mates that he was going to be prime minister and the greatest leader of the National Party ever. He is a legend in his own mind.

FIGJAM, there is no way you are ever going to make the step up.

You have totally pissed off the VRWC and you have replaced Winston Peters as our main target. Treason is always a far greater crime than corruption.

Only insiders will know that the whole Electoral Reform select committee was a total farce. FIGJAM hung Amy Adams and the other National committee members out to dry, doing a shabby backroom deal with Labour to have a law that will go through without a fight.

He railroaded the whole process, with caucus not having a say on it, and those on the committee having to do as they were told by FIGJAM.

The only way to deal with this is for FIGJAM‘s cabinet colleagues to tell him to sort it out, and for caucus to give him the bash tomorrow morning. Then they need a swift change in the bill to stop the suppression of free speech.

Otherwise I will be looking for a donor to give $300,001 so I can run a third party campaign against Figjam in Rangitikei, and become New Zealand’s first political prisoner for demonstrating my right to free speech.

Meanwhile I understand that there is chaos in Wellington. Captain Panic Pants has his nickers in a serious twist about the thought of the PM seeing my billboards on Molesworth St every day on the way to work. Billboards like this one.

Kim il FIGJAM needs to be taken out, both of Rangitikei and also from the National Party, he is better suited to be a force within Labour, with all his pinko mates he prefers to scheme in back-rooms with.

Kim il FIGJAM

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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