That'll be the end of that plan then

It looks like the building that the dodgy porn merchants the Chow brothers were going to use for their new super brothel has met with an end that only God could have planned.

Their plans for the brothel have literally tumbled down.

Large cracks have appeared in an Auckland CBD building, and emergency services are at the scene amid fears the building could crumble.

The old brick Palace Hotel on Victoria Street has been evacuated after someone noticed “some cracks” in the brick work.

Police and fire services are evacuating neighbouring buildings as a precaution and have closed the surrounding block of buildings it is in.

Police inspector Chris Robinson said the hotel, opposite Sky City, “could collapse at any time”.

Police Northern Communications team leader Peter Coleman said there is a 50mm gap in the brickwork and police responded to the call at approximately 3.45pm.

Fire Northern Communications spokesperson Scott Orsmond said it was now up to council inspectors to asses the damage.

Council structural engineers are carrying out examinations on the building.

Well at least that would have saved the working girls from having to put up with bastard bosses like the Chow brothers.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.