Now there's a surprise, Not!

One of the scum who brutally attacked Senior Constable Bruce Mellor, near Taihape on December 11 has Silly First Name Syndrome.

Japhet Simiona has been identified as one of the teenagers facing charges in relation to the attack on Snr Constable Bruce Mellor

Name suppression has been lifted for one of two teenagers, accused of the near fatal machete attack on Senior Constable Bruce Mellor, near Taihape on December 11.

Japhet Simiona from Manawatu appeared in the Whanganui District Court this afternoon along with his co-accused, a 14-year-old whose name can’t be revealed. The charges of assault were upgraded to attempted murder and the pair also face a charge of the attempted arson of a motor vehicle.

UPDATE: It seems that the scum machete attacker was “cured of bullying” in 2005. It just goes to show what a load of bullshit Te Puni Kokiri restorative justice programs are.


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  • michaels

    Oh come on Whale, secretly you thought his name would be Brian or David or something normal didn’t you…

  • grumpy

    Fuck me! He did a taiaha training course too! He must have been so good they gave him a machete – a real man’s weapon.

    How bloody predictable – I wonder what happened to the other toe-rag Shiloh Nikora?

  • kram

    The legal aid brigade are going to have a feast this xmas. Viva the machete.

  • gaskranken

    Like Jaba Fet from star wars? Or Jah is on P and het? Certainly not Jah rastafari, that’s for sure. And the parents, let me guess, the old man’s name is Loser and Mum goes by loseretta. Rotan and Waiouru Ja-shithead, but alas some more TPK and conflict resolution counselling, cotton wool, kid gloves, marshmallows and hot chocolate with a hug from the cyfs social worker everynight, fuckin great!!!

  • jamegumb

    The Third Riech certainly had a few things going for them. Compulsory sterilisation for one….