C*ck of the week – 1O NIS

I drove back from Wellington today, by and large it was an uneventful trip with almost no fools and nice paced courteous driving. Cars towing pulled over, so did trucks so no one was held up, it was actually very pleasant.

That is until I hit the Southern Motorway at the Bombays.

This cock in a Mercedes Benz CL320 with the registration 1O NIS came roaring up behind me, sat a nano-metre off my rear bumper, then flashed his lights, then his indicators, then swerved from side to side and finally raised a fist at me. (I looked up the rego on Carjam but it doesn’t seem to have the details, it was definitely 10 NIS, and definitely on a Merc) With that number plate the cock obviously likes paying with furry balls.

At the time I was overtaking and doing about 105km/h….my estimate of his speed until he reached me was in excess of 130km/h. Literally he wasn’t there and then he was and I am very vigilant with my mirrors.

His cock like behaviour annoyed the hell out of me but I was tired after driving nearly 7.5 hours and so couldn’t be bothered toying with the cock. I filed away his licence plate and car model for a blog post.

As I moved over he roared up the inside and nearly dropped a wheel into the grass at the median, so impatient he was to get past, then he did the same thing all over again with the car that was about 100 metres in front of me, this person though did have the patience to fool with the cock, slowing down and driving for a prolonged period of time right beside another car so he couldn’t pass. The swerving and light flashing and mad indications and carry on continued until Drury when the cock in the Merc then cut across two lanes to get to the on-ramp lane and scoot round every one. That was the last I saw of him.

If anyone deserves a coining of his car it is this cock. One thing is for sure, you never know who is on the road in front of you or who you piss off, this cock pissed off a blogger with a well read web site.

UPDATE: The tipline has confirmed the Rego and Model as well as the owner. Google also reveals his mobile number and his email address.

Make: MERCEDES-BENZ
Model: CLS
Year: 2008
Submodel: 320 CDI
Main colour: Silver
Vehicle type: Passenger Car/Van
Body style: Saloon
No of seats: 4
CC rating: 2,987cc
Fuel type: Diesel
Assembly type: Imported Built-Up
Country of origin: Germany
Gross vehicle mass: 2,280kg

1 ownership record in New Zealand:

Carlton Adrian Morris (latest owner)
Owned since: 2010, December 2nd (for 1 month 2 weeks);

Location: Remuera, Auckland 1050;

Prior odometer: 21,645km on 2010, December 2nd

SUBJECT DETAILS
Surname: Morris
First Names: Carlton Adrian
DOB: 13/08/1956
Gender: Male

Address: Victoria Avenue, Remuera, Auckland
Date Loaded: 16/10/2010


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They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

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