UPDATE: C*ck of the Week Rings the Whale

The C*ck of the Week – Carlton Adrian Morris, has phoned me just now.

He has told me I have made the mistake of the century, one I will regret. Apparently I am a sad, nasty little man.

Everything I described in my blog post yesterday, apparently, is a figment of my imagination and he is going to ring the Police.

Along with that he will be making me regret what I have done.

About the only line he didn’t use in his abusive, threatening rant was “Do you know who I am?”, but since I’ve posted all his details I guess I do.

So, Carlton Adrian Morris, since you are a pommy git as well, and a recent arrival, I suggest you do a bit of research about Whaleoil and my blog before running your gob off down the phone at me. I don’t bow to threats, I’m not afraid of the Police and you are a prize c*ck.

You would be better off making a donation to MY legal fees fund and one to a road safety organisation than threatening me.

NFWAB (Never Fuck With A Blogger)

UPDATE: Nice pictures of his house on Bayleys website.

UPDATE 2: Carlton must have a small penis because not only does he like fast cars he is also after a fast boat. Probably a micro-penis given the style of boat. he is after.


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