The Makeover continued

The leaks just keep on coming. The notes that came with this image so that Labour are considering a hybrid approach to the remaking of Phil Goff. I say hybrid because it seems the approach combines photoshopping with physical changes.

The Clooney:

Remove warts.
Whiten, straighten teeth and remove front gap
Remove double chin.
Botox forehead.
Whiten whites of eyes.
Redden lips.
George Clooney wig.
Job done. Just like Helen.

Phil Goff's makeover - The Clooney


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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