The real complaint

I just got this email from a Ginga friend, I think it might sum up the issue…or not:

This is actually a commerce complaint and not a police complaint.

Unfortunately, and this happens to all us mutants, we get lucky in a dark club/bar etc and when we get home the other party will insist putting the lights on, and  they discover the shame of not being brunette. It’s just so sad that this dark aspect of the ginger sub culture has been brought into the public eye. I fear this will be set back the secret negotiations we have been having with the Government and Fed Farmers to get rid of day-light savings.


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