Top Ten Reasons why Trevor Mallard should Lead Labour

The Penguin has mischievously thrown Trevor Mallard’s name into the ring for Labour’s soon to be entirely vacant leadership. We support such a move with a Top 10 reasons Trevor Mallard is the best candidate for the job:

10. Smacked up Tau Henare. Who doesn’t want to do that?
9. Can outrun Parekura Horomia and Shane Jones.
8. Deals with gossip columnists.
7. Dislikes everyone equally.
6. Knows what to do with a bottle of Heineken.
5. Will prove contrast to “smile and wave”.
4. Short press conferences.
3. World’s first blogging potential Prime Minister.
2. Who can say no to a man in a wheelchair?
1. Actually knows the offside rule.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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