Why won't the Royal NZ Ballet do something like this?

The Royal NZ ballet should do something like this, often.

One of China’s most famous ballet directors is testing the very limits of the country’s strait-laced attitudes by adapting a notoriously pornographic book for the stage.

The Jin Ping Mei, or ‘The Plum in the Golden Vase,’ is a classic of Chinese literature from the Ming dynasty that has been banned ever since the 17th century because of its explicit sexual content.

Its first English translator, Clement Egerton, found himself so embarrassed by the 70 or so sex scenes in the book, which run the full gamut of perversion, that he rendered them in Latin.

However, a dance production of the book premiered on Friday to a sell-out crowd in Hong Kong, after Wang Yuanyuan took on the work.

Mrs Wang is a former principal ballerina at the National Ballet of China, and choreographed both the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games and a dance performance at the celebrations to mark the handover of Hong Kong in 1997. She is known as one of the “three queens” of Chinese dance.

However, Mrs Wang admitted that there was little chance of staging her production of the Jin Ping Mei on the Chinese mainland. Instead, she said her work as director of the Beijing Dance Theatre was squarely aimed at foreigners.

It would appeal to the average tax payer not just the liberal elite wankers who usually go to the ballet and sit in heavily taxpayer subsidised seats. With shows like that they would get the important blue collar Kiwi bloke along for a bit of “culture”.


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  • thor42

    Agreed! Ballet would have to be one of the most boring of the arts, but I’d be into going along to see “The Plum in the Golden Vase”. Nothing like a bit of “squelchy action”……

  • sandynobb

    Nah, make the Darren Hughes Incident into a ballet. It could be called ‘Cock a doodle doo’.* Just imagine the camped-up characters – the Wicked Witch (H1), the Queen (Chris Carter), the Sugar Plum Fairy (Charles Shovel), The Fool (Goff), etc. Not only a spectacle, but educational as well (stranger danger).

    * Cock a doodle do!, My dame will dance with you, While master fiddles his fiddlingstick.

  • The Royal NZ Ballet could do an adaption of the Kama Sutra & still wouldn’t have enough bums on seats to make a profit. Cut their subsidies, bid them a fond farewell at the airport & get a few DVDs of Swan Lake imported for the culture vultures.

  • I always wonder why the Russian ballet troops that come here regularly manage to put on shows for about the same price as the RNZB. They manage without a Government subsidy or corporate sponsorship, plus have the cost of transporting everything around the world all the time as they tour.