More help for Labour

Labour need help for their Stop Sign campaign.

If people changing their avatar, they should then go and “like” Labour’s FB page, in which case the alternative avatar will show up on the friends list and further piss them off!

Here are some more ideas:

Labour - Spend and HopeLabour - Stop Penis LolliesLabour - No Fucking IdeaLabour - Stop Helen Txting

 


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  • whafe

    Money
    Grows
    on
    Trees

  • Mr. Infinity

    DENY
    ECONOMIC
    SENSE

    Labour.

  • omnibus6

    WE
    WILL SELL
    TOO
    Labour

  • omnibus6

    or this one

    SELL
    YOUR
    SOUL

  • Mr. Infinity

    GOFF
    SOLD
    ASSETS
    vote Labour

  • letsgetpositive

    I
    WAS
    BORN
    THIS
    WAY

  • trevormallardsucksmyballs

    SWISS BALLS
    FOR
    EXERCISE

    Vote Labour

  • Oh dear; here’s what the page now says:

    The requested page could not be found.

    Another one bites the dust …

  • titan

    WE HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS – Vote labor

  • titan

    WE’LL HAVE GAY SEX WITH YOUR CHILDREN – Vote Labor

  • titan

    PORN IS WHOLESOME FOR NZ FAMILIES – Vote Labor

  • titan

    OUR MPs HATE OUR LEADER PHIL GOFF – Vote Labor

  • titan

    F U NEW ZEALAND – Vote Labor

  • titan

    WE CANT EVEN FIX OUR OWN PARTY SQUABBLES – Vote Labor

  • titan

    WE ARE INCOMPETENT AND BLIND TO IT – Vote Labor

  • abjv

    WINSTON WANTS YOU TO – Vote Labour

    BE LIKE THE OTHER 27% AND – Vote Labour

    BLOCK CHCH RECOVERY AND – Vote Labour

    WANT HIGHER INTEREST RATES? – Vote Labour

    This could go on for a long time.

  • VOTE PHIL; GET WINSTON

    AT LEAST WE’RE NOT USING A BUS

    TAX RICH PRICKS

    • abjv

      But they did use a bus. Remember the ‘dont put up GST’ bus trip – campaign – scenic tour cum holiday around nz, paid for by parliamentary services?

      • Which was the point of the sign suggested above abjv; a reminder of the money wasted on the Axe the Tax bus when Labour had no intention whatsoever of axeing that tax!

  • roger

    WE ARE BEEN FUCKED IN THE ANUS continue TO VOTE FOR NATIONAL, the pain will only get worse,unless you are a gaggle of national gays

    • abjv

      I occasionally fuck my wife in her anus and she finds the experience pleasurable. If the pain for you is only getting worse, may I suggest you are doing it wrong.

      1. It should be someone else’s anus not your own. Fucking yourself is bound to cause discomfort.

      2. Maybe you are using the wrong implement. The leaf end of a pineapple, for example, is not a suitable implement.

      So, when people respond to your comments along the lines of “go fuck yourself with the leaf end of a pineapple”, this may help explain the sentiment they are expressing.

      • omnibus6

        roger that

  • steve

    COME GAGGLE WITH THE GAYS – Vote Labour

  • alien

    come cruise in the new Titanic vote Labour

  • alien

    Labour is really like the Titanic, they are heading for the iceberg with Capt f,a.r. Geoff in charge ,with no one really at the helm .. and when i does hit, it will be the gays and the unions first on the life boat. while there glorious Capt is feed to the fish ….so funny

  • thor42

    “ROGER” THE ECONOMY – VOTE LABOUR

  • thor42

    LEASES SPAS TOTS
    TASTELESS SPA SO?
    ***** TASTELESS ASS OP ***** (excuse me, I have to piss myself……. )
    TEASELS ASS STOP
    PESETAS ASS SLOT
    EASES SPLAT TOSS
    TEASES SLAP TOSS <—- very apt for the "gaggle of gays" party
    TEASES LASS TOPS
    TEASES PAST LOSS
    ESTATES ASS SLOP
    ALE TATS POSSESS <—— Labour voters
    LEAPS ASSES TOST
    SAPLESS ATE TOSS
    PASTELS ASS TOES
    STAPLES SEAT SOS

  • grizz

    Why don’t you make some t-shirts with your favourite anti-labour stop sign slogan. I like “Spend and Hope”. But my favourite is “No Fucking Idea”

  • grizz

    LIKE A SHIP WITHOUT A RUDDER, Vote Labour.

  • thor42

    Ok, it’s the night for laughs….. I’ve popped “Phil Goff Labour Party” into the ol’ anagram generator and this is some of the output –
    A Barf Rightfully Poop
    A Biography Puff Troll
    A Harbor Fitful Gloppy
    A Puffball Pig Rho Tyro
    A Puffball Orgy Oh Trip
    A Buffalo Girl Thy Prop
    A Goofball Fry Hurt Pip
    A Bagful Froth Lippy Or
    A Flab Flop Yoghurt Rip
    A Barf Gift Hourly Plop
    A Barf Frog Holy Pulpit
    A Barf Floppily Go Thru

    • abjv

      You missed one: Thy goofball rip up far

      I also did ‘Andrew little Labour party’:
      Runt will betray orated pal

      It also tells us there might be some dodginess around a little-led caucus:
      Porn trait ballad: “Truly Ewe”

      • thor42

        Heh…. some good ones there…… ;)

  • thor42

    Even Labour’s logo seems to have become a lot more “wussy” recently. The party name in a boring typeface with the limp-looking fern on top (I guess the “limp fern” is both a nod to the “gaggle of gays” and an admission of Goof’s limp “leadership”……).
    F**k…. for gawd’s sake you ignorant Labour pinkos…… put some f**king ***MEAT*** into your logo. At the moment, it looks like a bit of leftover f**king salad from a salad bar. Yeah, that’ll grab the voters’ attention…….. /sarcasm

  • thor42

    Here you go, all – I’ve redone Labour’s logo in a style more befitting them……
    Let’s see if this works…….. the font is called “Rave Queen”…….
    [IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/4jmhz8.jpg[/IMG]

    • omnibus6

      looks overinflated… kinda suits them

      • thor42

        Yeah….. :)
        The letters are supposed to have sparkly sequins in them, but they don’t show up very well…… Never mind….

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