Got Him

Media are rep0rting that Osama bin Laden is dead.

Apparently the US dropped a bomb on his head.

Sources said bin Laden was killed by a U.S. bomb a week ago. The U.S. had been waiting for the results of a DNA test to confirm his identity.

The announcement comes nearly a decade after the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks which started a tireless hunt for the terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda leader.

Good riddance.

UPDATE: It wasn’t a bomb. It was some top notch troops going in and getting him. They have the body, it is confirmed. Osama bin Laden is dead.


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  • brucewho

    And Goff relaunches himself as a hardline military strongman

    Labour leader Phil Goff, who was giving a press conference when the news came through of bin Laden’s death, said the world was a better place.

    “Osama bin Laden is responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians,” said Goff.

    “I have absolutely zero tolerance for terrorists who kill innocent people in pursuit of their ideological goals.

    “The world is a better place.”

    • hagues

      “I have absolutely zero tol­er­ance for ter­ror­ists who kill inno­cent peo­ple in pur­suit of their ide­o­log­i­cal goals.”

      Holy crap did Goff really say this? The man who held the hand of Yasser Arafat.!!! The man has no shame.

      • overthehill

        “I have absolutely zero tol­er­ance for ter­ror­ists who kill inno­cent peo­ple in pur­suit of their ide­o­log­i­cal goals.”

        Guess Goff won’t be invited to the independence day celebrations then…

  • alex Masterley

    One of the US sites reports that he was shot in the head so there may have been lads on the ground doing the hard yards.

  • spiker

    That would explain why he wasn’t at Hones party launch.

  • monty

    Stick his head on a spike, let the corpse rot in a gutter for a few days and then feed the rotting remains to the pigs.

  • kehua

    Great news, God Bless America. Hope that our boys have their hammers cocked.

  • thehoff

    Is the death of Bin Laden a blessing or a curse for the Obama administration?

  • grumpy

    Can we chuck Annette sykes on the funeral pyre?

  • gazzaw

    Shot in the head? what a shame.

    Should have sawn his head off while he was still alive just like his scum did to Daniel Pearl.

    • See that’s the main difference between the western forces and those of the 7th century death cult. the western forces aren’t animals.

      • thor42

        Agreed. But man….. it must have been ***sooooo*** tempting.
        Now the hunt goes on for Zawahiri and the rest of the al-Qaeda scum.

  • cadwallader

    I have the same warm glow I had on the night of the last General Election. Good on the Yanks!

    • thor42

      Damn right! Woohoo!
      But what ***REALLY*** pisses me off is that on the Stuff comments section there are bloody “9/11 truthers” coming out – fucking idiots.
      Anyway – I did my bit by posting the URL for the leading site which debunks all of the stupid 9/11 conspiracy theories
      – you know the one – the “controlled demolition” and all that crap.
      Here is the site – it is excellent –

      For FUCKS sake – one of the dickheads even said that ObL was killed in Dec 2001!
      Morons like that should NOT be allowed to vote.

  • titanuranus

    Yes , but did they find his birth certificate?

    • Mr. Infinity

      He kept it with him at all times, just so no-one else got his 70 virgins.

  • mickrodge

    TV3 showed a photo released by the Pakistan government which was alledgedly Bin Laden (post gunfire exchange with US special forces).

    It certainly appeared like OBL received several rounds to the forehead/eye region during the exchange.

    Shame really…a nice slow gut wound would have been more appropriate.

  • kerrys

    Hmmmm, forgive me for my scepticism about anything the US says. I do like Obama though, but there is still alot of unanswered questions about 9/11 (debunking sites or not). You have to think. And no one wins when someone is murdered or killed. No one wins in war! There are only those who lost this time, and those who lost that time. My fear is that if OBL is truly dead, then don’t you think that his followers will now step up their retalliation? Things are more worrying now, but let’s just hope OBL’s replacement is not worse than him. Let’s also hope that all the worlds troops can soon head home. Lets also hope we dont now see a strong of 9/11 attacks all over the World.