Please Run Winston, Please

This week has been a great week.

On Tuesday Mark Mitchell won the National selection in Rodney, putting an end to the skullduggery that was aiming to be the beachhead of a fundy take over of the National Party. Peter Goodfellow personally thanked me for my help in outing the fundies.

On Wednesday Hamill’s Duck Night saw me the lucky winner of the Beretta Urika 391 Classic, so I am now properly armed for the gamebird season.

Thursday saw Don Brash become leader of the ACT Party, which most had not thought possible. The tipline was as busy as it has ever been.

Friday saw David Farrar in a topper and morning suit at a Princess party explaining that the reason the new media beat the old media is readers feel a personal relationship with bloggers and are much more willing to pass on information.

Saturday was a day of rest.

Today hopefully will be sighting in my Tikka T3 .308 with a Zeiss scope from Hamills in Manakau.

So a great week all around. It could only be made better if Winston Peters runs for office. Word has been quietly getting around the traps that if Winston runs I will run against him, and there has been a flood of offers of donations for the campaign against Winston.


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  • whafe

    Indeed one hell of a week all round….

    If the media are not still licking their wounds, they should be…. Still in a state of confusion that they got it all so wrong…

    Winston I doubt would know what to do right about now, his brain will be more jelly like than it normally is….. Has Winston the gumption, or the brain power to run run as fast as he can into the sunset?

  • monty

    Saturday you had John Hatfield

  • Mike Readman

    When I read the title of the post, I thought you meant “run out of NZ”. If he did, I’d be happy to drive to him to Auckland Airport, and I live in Chch.

  • roger

    Wow two old farts
    Winston P
    D Brash
    They must be running out of money like old rockers who tour(opps its power and sex)
    I sigh and worry about my grandchildren(no these old farts will be worm food soon DEAD), but the crap these geriatics will force apon the crap that are dominating us now, key the face of national but billy boy english(RUBBISH) runs the show, god NZ we are so pathetic.
    cam thanks for the rant keep pushing the rubbish (national)into a deep hole

    • whafe

      roger – you know you have to keep taking your meds regular….

    • Mr. Infinity

      woger – Phil Goff’s #1 Fan.

      It really says something about Goff.

  • roger

    whafe May 1, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    roger – you know you have to keep tak­ing your meds regular…. WTF get a life

    We are not all right wing drones like Cam, i have standards shit and rubbish from the past still comes back today DIE you old fucker brash, wheres a stake to finish the act.?????
    ps Pottan whens the next book on the tosser brash due out, call it the (faded fucker)
    its like the reinvention of a cow pad, full of crap and going no where

    • whafe

      Cam may well be right wing, but you are a stinky lefty Pinko drone….

      I am no written scholar, but your word arrangement is that of a demented goat, dude, sort your written word out….

      Brash’s truth obviously hurts you roger. Well get used to it, its going to haunt you for a fair few more months yet….