The Pants Down Election just got a lot more interesting

Sources inside the ACT bunker are telling me that the Sunday Star Times are going to run a story about Don Brash and a secret love child.

This is an interesting play from Rodney Hide, trying to win back the party he lost. Rodney’s problem is his staff have worked out that he is not coming back after the election, and they had better make sure they have jobs after the election. This means nothing Rodney does is ever secret, which is bad news for him. What with him and/or his staff feeding Trevor Mallard directly with gossip and rumour and now this nasty little tale about a love child, things are looking pretty dire for Rodney.

The tipline is saying Rodney is due back in the smoke filled room to tell him he needs to leave immediately, or he will be blackballed. For a man known as “that lying little c***” or the most hated man among the staff at Wellington Airport, Rodney does not have many options. If he leaves on bad terms his chances of securing employment are minimal as the smokers have the ability to black ball him totally in the private sector. Banksie and Brash can block all government appointments so Rodney might be back to the oil rigs.

iPredict have just set up a market for Rodney losing all his portfolios before June 1, and the smart money will be buying up this stock as fast as possible if my tipline sources are to be believed.

ACT is leaking like a sieve, and the tipline has had to be taken off the hook to give some serious time to doing other things, and there are many things that need verifying. Apparently there are a couple of MPs whose matrimonial vows have been forsaken, and one in particular has been texting women about his joystick.

All this is likely to appear in “The Swallow Men – Confessions of Political Groupie” available from this blog August 31st.


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  • thor42

    Doing this kind of stupid stuff just makes him look like a bitch-slapper. Stupid PRICK.
    I hope Brash jumps on this NOW, and sacks Hide immediately. He has NOTHING to offer the party.

    • mediatart

      Sack him ??. Hes an electorate MP and Key allocates the portfolios.
      Brash would make himself the laughing stock as he is powerless.
      Of course Brash has a record of achievement at the top level that a jumped up former Lincoln University tutor like Hide can only dream about –

  • jabba

    trev just loves scandal, about other people that is, but when you consider an office workplace with 120 odd (some very odd) MP’s with shit loads of parliamentary workers/ journos etc, the place must be a shag palace so the likes of trev should stfu unless more Annette King type parties are exposed

  • thor42

    Btw….. I ***couldn’t care less*** if Brash had a tribe of “love-children” the size of Ngapuhi.
    I ***couldn’t care less*** if he was banging cats, dogs, goats, sheep or all of the above.
    I am interested in POLICY.
    Flinging this kind of mud around just makes Hide look like the complete TOSSER and PRICK that he is.
    “Flinging the toys out of the cot” and spitting the dummy – it’s nothing more than that.

  • whafe

    Agree with thor42’s thoughts, it is some decent policy this country needs, to ensure the Nats move back to center right, not swaying where they are.

    All those Pinko’s & soft cock Hide are all scared of the brain on Brash…..

  • Doug

    It would be funny if it’s a rumour that has been going around to suck Labour in, then it would be Egg meet Face big-time.

  • reid

    Sources inside the ACT bunker…

    DefCon 2 one assumes.

    Let’s hope “Scotty’s” on the ball.

    Aye Capt’n. Warp factor nine.

  • Trevor Mallard

    Just for the record my primary source is Nat (and as they say well connected) not Act, but to be fair two of the sources are anonymous or psydenoums so they could be either. Taking a while to fact check but it s fair to say there are a few people being unreasonably nasty about you whale.

    • reid

      Crikey Trev, I nearly skidded off the road due to your avatar.

      Isn’t that illegal?

      • adze

        So is driving while web browsing :-)

    • Mr. Infinity

      Trev’s trying to show how big his political willy is before the clean out of Goff in November.

    • With threats like that, it makes me think you’re getting a chapter (or several) in Cam’s new book, Trev.

  • mediatart

    Its all tooooo much fun.
    Fighting chaff finches!
    no wonder Key needs 5 DPS goons when he goes for a coffee.

    Angry Birds indeed

    • thor42

      mt – aren’t you going to grovel at the altar of The Duck?

  • thor42

    Oh, by the way, Mallard – the voters have had a **gutsful** of Labour’s gutter politics.
    Signing artworks, speeding motorcades. Buying back KiwiRail which practically amounts to economic sabotage.
    Try getting some policies, Trev.

    • mediatart

      What about all the spending scandals under National, Bill Englishs house, the string of ministerial ministerial resignations over money, Heatley, Wong, then there was the bedroom escapades on the taxpayers dime.

  • paranormal

    Nice thought Doug. Although getting this shit out in the open now, well away from the election, so the real issues can be discussed can only be a good thing.